radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: growlithed)

h0llo:

rodneykong:

holy shit can you even see how fucking adorable this is im smiling so hard rn

They are gonna grow up together being best friends and playing together and have a special bond

(Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream)

(Source: aimeemaxime)

treblesandtardises:

iamthepizzaslut:

iamthepizzaslut:

one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like

GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW

your stepdad is a pirate

(Source: tocoswiecejnizmagia)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

(Source: mothafuckingcats)